Dahvood


one who is as shy as a rabbit in hunting season and funny and a fat guy being poked by a hot proding device.
i think there might eb dahvood hiding in my closet…
someone who, while being quite dopey and absurd, manages to be lovable anyway.
aww don’t worry dave, we still love you, even if you’re stupid.
one who has difficulty comparing the dice values between the two highest dice, and then the next two highest dice
yes, 4 and 5 is even with 4 and 2

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