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this occurs following {afternon delights} (with or without a {chinese medicine man}) promptly after the s-x the female makes a meal consisting of a bologna {chipwich} with bbq chips, chocolate chip cookies, and chocolate milk. while she is tending to the meal the man rolls over smokes a cigarette and watches the history channel while eating. the history channel may be subst-tuted for discovery or national geographic.
hey babe when we get back from the mall you owe me a daily bailey

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