dairdair


to sneak up to someone in the dark and beat them with a clock, light, fan, or broken shower head. you can also drop these objects on your victem while they are asleep. feel free to squirt water on them and/or turn on their lights to better surprise them if they’ve really made you mad. often screaming the word “dairdair” gives a more creeped out effect.
if you don’t stop prank-calling me at 3:00 in the morning, i’m gonna freakin’ dairdair you, and you won’t like it!

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