Dairy-face


looking as though one eats an abundance of dairy products, either in conjunction with, or in replacement of ones regular diet. facial features include a sallow, pale, sickly appearance often with bags under ones eyes or sagging jowls. dairy-faced people may also have a yogurt like odor after spending an extended period of time in the sun.
mich-lle: “look at that man on the subway, he’s a total dairy-face”

marin: “a what?”

man: (yawns and casually reads the ny times while slowly peeling and eating a child sized snack, known to most as string-cheese. out of his jansport backpack peeks a bottle of 2% milk, obviously hormone free.)

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