dairy queen
one of the best fast-food restaurants in the world.
let’s go to dairy queen and get us a hungr buster, oreo blizzard, fries, and a dilly bar!
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in gay slang–a gay man who only dates white guys.
john is a rice queen–his last four boyfriends have been asian. jack, however, only dates blonds. he is a real dairy queen.
a take-out food chain that has awesome frozen treats and desserts but stay away from the brazier unless you want non-stop diarrhea
mark: hey man wanna go to dairy queen for a burger or something?
bob: ughh not after what happened last time, that was tramatizing…-twitch-
despite the good food, is the absolutely worst f-cking place to work, in which the day you get canned (like i did) or quit, you’ll be celebrating with tears of joy.
word to the wise, after making a blizzard, the collars get thrown in a dirty -ss sink full of water that has nasty -ss soggy candy pieces and melted ice-cream from previous collars. the very same collars that are used again a second later and contaminate the ice cream with sh-tty disgusting water.
friend 1: “yo, jake! you know bob got canned from dairy queen the other day?”
friend 2: “no shizzle? why?”
friend 1: “well, he told me his boss is a fat douche who didn’t even like him from the start, so he found some lame excuse saying he doesn’t feel bob is committed to his job, just to give him the boot. never seen bob so happy in my life though.”
friend 2: “daaaayaaamnnn that sh-t’s nuts man.”
friend 1: “word. i guess he was tired of cleaning sh-t off the toilet seats.”
an annoying new mother that makes major production when she has to go pump her b–bs.
may i have your attention? i’m on my way to the ladies room to pump, said the dairy queen.
(noun) – a h-m-s-xual male who has received a facial (the ‘milk’ has been painted on his face).
– a gay guy with bukkake all over his face.
“don’t mess around with boqueefa, out of drag he’s a total dairy queen. the d-mned slampig even has a gloryhole in his bedroom.”
when you stick your d-ck in chocolate dipping sauce and get a bl-w j-b
tristin got a dairy queen from colin while watching a fat people show
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