daisy douche


a man who wears extremely short shorts that threaten to reveal his family jewels.
check out that daisy douche running across the street! men should not be allowed to wear shorts that short.

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    usually contains pertinent information for all da guy. da liss sometimes omits dum dum because he whines and complains. guy! guy, check da liss!

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    the act of holding a piece of t-rd in your -n-s and moments later farting blowing the air past the t-rd, creating a really bad smell of sh-t in your surroundings. d-mn bro i have to take a sh-t really bad! i have a turtle poking …let me fart….ahh sh-t its “the breezy turtle”!

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    a plea from one individual to another to engage in s-x. “come on baby, give me some lovin’”


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