Daisy Dumps
a removable, rechargeable, washable, nonrefundable, fragrence -ss patch; that dampens the smell of your unbearable gas.
i ate taco bell earlier and have a big date tonight, i’d be worried about my gas but i just got my shipment of daisy dumps in! now i can rip -ss all i want!
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