darth vader
an circ-mcised p-n-s, called a darth vader because of the similar apperance to the famous darth vaders helmet
“bruh, i just seen your darth vader”
“that chick was all over the darth vader”
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anakin skywalker’s alter ego. kills his wife, cuts off his son’s hand, injects his daughter with galactic heroin, and throws his boss into a reactor trench.
also killed countless random henchmen.
i wish he was my dad.
once known as anakin skywalker, he was turned to the dark side of the force. when obi-wan ken-bi tried one final time to turn him back, they battled. during the dual, anakin was knocked into a pit of molten lava. he emerged as nothing more than an empty human body. he was barely alive. thus, a big, scary black suit was made that forced him to breathe and took care of his body. later, he and his son, luke skywalkar fought. near the end of the battle, luke, in a fit of rage, cut off vader’s right hand and destroyed the control panel on the big black suit. darth vader, doomed to die, watched his son being tortured by emperor palpatine. finally, he came to his senses. emperor palpatine was hoisted with one hand and launched into the death star’s reactor core. anakin skywalker was reborn in that moment, and he died trusting the good side of the force. now an apparition, he watches luke from afar through all of his adventures.
“the ability to blow up a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.”
“impressive. most impressive.”
“you are beaten.”
– darth vader
“luke… you were right about me… tell your sister… you were right…”
– anakin skywalker’s last words
the coolest cinematic villain in existance, that is until the…what? padme?
-dramatic pause-
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…
darth vader is cool, but uh…just don’t talk about padme…
the most bad–ss star wars character. once he was a snotty stuck-up brat named anakin skywalker (or at least, he was such when he grew up), but after he fell to his doom in molten lava, a kick–ss black suit was made that could preserve his body. now as the master of the force, he can choke people using telekinesis, and like yoda, get all the hoes.
“i didn’t raise my son to be a wimp!”
-darth vader, after hearing luke cry
only the biggest bad -ss ever
the dark side is awsome, we got darth vader, b-tch.
the most feared sith lord in the galaxy. helped the emperor construct 2 death stars and nearly wiped out the rebels.
do not fail lord vader or you will have your windpipe snapped in two by the dark side of the force.
the best villain (besides emperor palpatine) to be on the big screen.
to all you morons out there, it is not luke, i am your father. it is no, i am your father.
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