Dale Earnhardt
the greatest nascar driver of all time. who died doing what he loved to do. a competor on the track, and a father, husband, friend off the track. an actual athlete (unlike what some other people say) see nascar driver
7-time nascar winston cup champion
our redneck savior. he crashed for our sins, and on the third lap, he rose again, and ascended into heaven, where he rideth shotgun for our lord, the almighty g-d.
in dale earnhardt’s name, we pray. ay-men.
whena man is performing -n-l s-x on a girl, and slams her face into a wall.
“dude, i totally dale earnhardted that b-tch!”
the gretest, most talanted driver ever to get behind the wheel of a car in the history of cars and racing. drove the black number 3 goodwrench chevrolet for richard childress racing. known as “the intimidator” for his agressive apperance and driving style. one of only 2 nascar drivers in history to win 7 nascar winston/nextel cup championships, the other being richard petty. dale was the definitive american bad-ss. in february 2001, his life was tragically ended early by a fatal crash on the last lap of the daytona 500.
all you f-ckers writing disrespectful definitions about dale earnhardt should get a f-cking life. you wont ever be as sucessful in anything as earnhardt was at everything in life.
the greatest nascar driver!! i agree that the people are idiots who put disrespectful defenitions here. even if you didnt like him, or didnt like nascar, at least respect his death.
dale earnhardt was the best nascar driver, and should be respected!!
the best! ever!
dale earnhardt is the king of nascar!
a legend, whether living or dead!
the only driver who comes close to his potential
as a nascar driver is his son dale jr.!
and to all of you who feel that you have to insult him clearly are doing it because you wish that people would laugh at your definitions and respect you… but wait! no one’s laughing but you! interesting huh? show respect for the hero, the intimidator! now immortalized because of his tragic death! he has inspired millions! he lives on through all those who wish to continue his legacy, and especially his son, dale jr.!
dale earnhardt, father, intimidator, driver, friend.
we remember you dale e.!
the best out there!! we love you dale!
the best out there!!
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