Dale Jacobs


an often loud and obnoxious florida gators fan who hates dbqs in ms. eason’s cl-ss. thinks that addison sanders is the sh-t. also has an affinity for altoids.
addison: dale jacobs, how awesome am i?

dale: so awesome, it makes me want to cry.

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