Dalhousie University
one of the best universities this side of the universe. best party scene ever.
academically boom.
boy: whats wrong with you?
girl: i havent slept for about a month. i dont remember what its like not to have a hangover.
boy: oh so you go to dalhousie university?
dalhousie is where all the artsie fartsies go. if you enjoy waiting for a bus, just so that you can go to your next cl-ss, then this is the university for you.
dalhousie: home of the worlds most segregated campus.
dude 1: where are you going, man?
dude 2: i’ve got to walk down to spring garden road so i can catch the bus and head to my next cl-ss.
dude 1: that sucks man, it’s like -10 outside.
dude 2: tell me about it, i f-ckin hate dalhousie university. i shoulda’ wen’t to smu.
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