Dali [Sanchez]
strickly for artisitic types and aficionados of salvadore dali. while inserting your p-n-s into the r-ct-m of another, carefully drop a stool in your left hand. thereafter, with your right finger as a brush and your partner’s back as a canvas, use the feces to paint a version of “the persistence of memory” a most famous dali painting. with any excess stool, paint a handle-bar type fecal mustache on your partner, in honor of dali. very surreal…
after a boffo night at the gala at the uffici, i inserted my p-n-s in the r-ct-m of some unknown artist. thereafter, i stooled in my hand and proceded to finger paint a most aromatic version of dali’s “young virgin auto-sodomized by the horns of her own chast-ty”. surreal, to say the least. a real dali sanchez.
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