dallas dangler


while making a c-cktail (alcoholic beverage) for someone, you use your erect p-n-s to stir the drink.
bar patron: “one jack and c-ke please.”
bartender (or twisted friend): “coming right up.” (you then whip out your erect c-ck and stir the poor b-st-rds’s drink to perfection). aka the “dallas dangler.”
bar patron: (sip) “…ahhh, that’s a stiff jack and c-ke!!”

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