dallas smoothie


a blended beverage consisting of urine, fecal matter, -j-c-l-t- and vomit.
“so jerry, did she drink one of your dallas smoothies yet?”

“oh g-d! this tastes like a f-cking dallas smoothie!”

“i want you to make a dallas smoothie on my chest baby.”

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