Dalmination


complete utter domination of previously untamed person, object, subject, idea, or abstraction. feat accomplished only by already-merited individuals, applying to never-before conquered objects. often seen as supernatural, miraculous, and/or -rg-smic. superlative to ‘pwning.’

also used as: dalminate, dalminator, dalminatedly, dalminative, dalminant
“remember that organic chemistry test? total dalmination!”

“why is chuck crying?” “oh, he was dalminated by that guy.”

“go make me a sandwich.” “oh, baby, you are so dalminant!”

“my ultimate goal is world dalmination.”

“don’t mess with that dude; he’s a dalminator.”

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