damage cuntrol
when husbands rush to cover for a wife’s embar-ssing behaviour -during a pms bout for example- in a party or at the mall by apologizing profusely to everyone present and sheepishly picking up after the mess she leaves behind.
paul: hey jim, is that your wife picking up the footlocker guy by the nose-ring and hitting him with a running shoe on the head?
jim (shooting towards the store): damage c-ntrol, damage c-ntrol…
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