damaged canned good
a gorgeous girl that doesn’t know how incredibly special she is, due to failed past relationships and douchebag boyfriends. shy by nature, but the life of the party when she gets to know you!! usually a white girl, but common among hispanic women as well! she is tough from life’s experiences, but has a tender heart that is a valuable prize to be won!! to hold her, makes you the richest man on earth!! do not attempt to straighten her out, it’s the dents and dings that have made her into this work of pure perfection!!
she’s not waisting her time on a guy like me, she’s a damaged canned good, she’s way out of my league!
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