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• Damn it Julian.

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• monkey towel

  a towel one uses to -j-c-l-t- on when masturbating. usually a distinct towel from other towels so that a person might not mistakenly use the monkey towel to wash ones face or body. i was so h-rny last night because i was watching “supernanny”. good thing i had my monkey towel near by!

• Mormania

  the european homeland of the mormans, not to be confused with their origin nation, mormanistan god bless mormania and it’s proud traditions the great kingdom of the crazy psychic dominating mormons. where the grand wizard rules all with his magic stick which steals 10% of your wages and attempt to forcibly baptise you! 0ahh i […]

• morning shit-sickness

  the condition one may have when they have been retaining their fecal material (intentionally or not) longer than the body would prefer, causing upset stomach, headache, and nausea, not unlike that of morning sickness with a human baby, except the symptoms will immediately go away with a good poo session. now you’re just pregnant with […]

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