monkey towel
a towel one uses to -j-c-l-t- on when masturbating. usually a distinct towel from other towels so that a person might not mistakenly use the monkey towel to wash ones face or body.
i was so h-rny last night because i was watching “supernanny”. good thing i had my monkey towel near by!
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