DAMMOB
driving along minding my own business
an expression used prior to describing a collision, generally which you had some fault in. use of this acronym attepmts to divert guilt from you to some unsuspecting party. ususlly accompanied by a shrug of the shoulders and a slight flip of the open hands. ” i was dammob, and all of a sudden i ran that guy over”
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