damn autocorrect!
a phrase written (and sometimes shouted) after one notices their smartphone’s auto-correct has corrected a typo to a word other than the one they had actually intended.
usually, the user notices the incorrect correction after the message has been sent, which results in a frantic and rushed follow-up message to save face.
“i spent all day hunting for a good f-ck for tomorrow night.”
“-duck! d-mn autocorrect!”
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