damp gust
1. what happens just after you jerk off into a fan and just before c-m splashes onto your roommate’s face as he awakens to a beautiful day. 2. when, much like the leaves in “colors of the wind” from pocahontas, john smith’s wolf-shaped c-m carries on a gentle autumn breeze before navigating via heat-seeking sperm into pocahontas’ c-mhole (be it her mouth, v-g-n-, or -n-s, through which brother muskrat, seeking to escape pocahontas’ body, squeezed his body through until the -n-s began to close, keeping him from being able to get his tail out with its hair intact). 3. a shart.
“some speculate that u2’s ‘beautiful day’ is, in fact, about the time john smith, traveling into the modern day via time warp, launched a damp gust into bono’s sharting -n-s.”
-rolling stone magazine
Read Also:
- Dance with no pants
engage in s-xual intercourse. as coined by howard wolowitz. i did the dance with no pants with sharon last night.
- Dangit Yoshi Combo
a combo performed in super smash brothers brawl in which yoshi does the following to his opponent. bair-ftilt-utilt-uair-uair-egg throw-egg throw-egg throw other variations also exist. oh snap jeremy just did a dangit yoshi combo on dangit yoshi!
- institutionalized racism
inst-tutionalized racism is the process of purposely discriminating against certain groups of people through the use of biased laws or practices. often, inst-tutionalized racism is subtle and manifests itself in seemingly innocuous ways, but its effects are anything but subtle. an example of this type of racism is the redlining of districts to keep certain […]
- beauchamp
after reading girly magazines you ask your girlfriend to frolic and fray the eskimo way via her finger in your -sshole aka the beauchamp after a nice gl-ss of cold milk and a cookie dough balance bar my girlfriend beauchamped me till i cried the act of clogging or overflowing a toilet with toilet paper […]
- histamine blocker
while the girl sucks your d-ck you go inverted and put your d-ck so far into her mouth where your t-st-cl-s rest on her nose as she chokes she sniffs your b-lls. i put my d-ck so far into her mouth it turned into a histamine blocker