Dampi


an extreme mix of failure and disgust. beware of it’s angsty behavior for it is not even a species of human. it actually has no gender but it thinks of itself as a male. it makes itself believe it’s better than others and is a higher form of douche.
douche: dude! you suck! i’m way better!
guy: cool.
douche: ahahahhaha i’m totally cool!
guy: you know what, quit being such a dampi!
newly-realized dampi: you’re right!

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