Damsel-in-Distressed
this is where a woman manufactures an intimate yet fake online relationship with a (usually lonely) male to con him out of money. after she sinks her claws in, she comes up with a story that her electricity and internet are about to be cut off and she won’t be able to talk to him anymore. the guy believes he is a knight in shining armor coming to her rescue and wires her a few hundred dollars. meanwhile, the grifter girl has another 6 marks on the hook who she’s currently working. (the guy is distressed when he finally figures it out…)
dude, you look like h-ll! what happened?
i met this really great girl over the internet. we fell in love and were planning to meet in person. but she lost her job and couldn’t pay her bills. so i sent her some money to help her out but i haven’t heard from her in days. i’m really worried something happened to her.
dude! you totally got damsel-in-distressed!
what?
uh, never mind.
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