dan DC
person with a generaly low iq, but a need to know what he is missing out on, bringing forth many stupid questions. dan dcs are often concerned with the age of various objects and mating. according to a dan dc, mating is essential but only with girls who follow these 3 criteria for a better life: 1) they brush their teeth before they come into his presence 2) they shower daily and after exercise 3) they finish their food. like continuity in functions (calculus 1) if these criteria are not met dan dcs mate anyway but tell lengthy stories after the ordeal. p-ssionate about lions.
geez dan dc, put your b-llsack away; we’re at band practice!
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dome and chicken: the act of receiving a bl-wj-b, proceeding to the nearest kfc, and feasting on chicken.
luckiest man ever: “i just got d and c, my life is complete.”
his friend: “holy sh-t, that is f-cking awesome.”
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