dan gordon
dan gordons usually have an elephant c-ck. they tuck it in down their pants because it is so enormous, it acts like a third leg. they usually enjoy f-nny slapping any two hole meat wallets that get in his way, even if it’s his teacher, mom or girlfriend. just bam, hit em with a f-nny slap.
guy: yo sh-t is that dan gordon?
girl: omg i gotta go he’s gonna f-nny slap me outta this earth
guy 2: is that a tree trunk in his pants?
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