Dan Jokes
when someone tells the same joke over and over, apparently in the belief that, although it was completely lame the first 50 times, at some point between the 51st and 2057th times, it will magically become funny.
monday
dan: you love the p-n-s so much.
tuesday
dan: why do you love the p-n-s so much?
wednesday
dan: i’d like you better if you didn’t love the p-n-s so much!
thursday
dan: you still love the p-n-s way too much.
joe: quit with the godd-mn dan jokes already!
dan: ok, i’ll quit… just as soon as you stop loving the p-n-s so much!
joe: i hate you.
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