Dan Quan


one who knocks up a young girl. i can also be used for one who has a toaster stealing father.
you better wear a rubber tonight. you don’t want to danquan that hottie at the party.

or

put your toaster away, i hear the robbertsons are a bunch of danquans.
a unit of measuring the overall girth of a person relative to the size of the dan quan himself
that fat girl that my roommate brought over was approximately 1 2/3 dan quan’s!

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