Dan Schneider


the man behind many of nickelodeon’s current live action shows. he’s freaking creepy. he’s kind of like if joss whedon was less talented and into little kids.
ginny: i just saw the new episode of drake and josh last night!
murphy: dan schneider made that. he’s a creepy guy.
ginny: his shows are a lot better than joss whedon’s.
murphy: blasphemy! (throws holy water in ginny’s eyes)
a morbidly obese jew who makes every show on nickelodeon possible.
dan schneider is a big chode.

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