dan
dan is maybe the person you know who over reacts the most, all of his friends get sick of his winging and wishes he would get a grip and grow some b-lls
friend1: hey, did you hear about dan crying last night
friend2:yeah i did but c’mon when is dan not crying
noun a man of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining in a way as to prevoke violent and uncontrolled outbursts of laughter.
the dan could not control him his mirth as he viewed the movie “old school’s” lewd comedy.
what your girl be screamin’ while you at work.
ohhh dan, dan, your so good!
1.n.- a man of good humor, high potential, and deep intelect. usually one who may “blend in” but would be foolish to underestimate.
2.v.- to give the ultimate s-xual pleasure to a woman.
i danned her up good.
stone cold pimp, mac daddy.
dan is thee coolest dude i know
the bestest friend you could ever have everrr !
dan is too amazing for examples
a m-ssive p-n-s. a p-n-s larger than anything ever seen. everywhere, everything, m-ssive.
can also be used to describe -n-lly pandering someone and can really mean anything you want it to.
i’m going to dan you so hard your dan falls off and dan will thoroughly danicate on your dan. m-ssive.
dan is code word for dumb -ss n-gg-r. it is used when a white person wants to express his feelings in a crowd of blacks and at the same time avoid being shot.
yo honkey why you be b-mpin my girl. you want me to bust a cap in yo -ss? (reply) i am very sorry for the inconvenience dan. you can be -ssured it will not happen again
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