a tall red-headed woman with a strong personality, violent mood swings and a sharp wit. also possessing a weakness for short balding meteros-xuals and small wounded animals.
“patrick, what are you doing tonight?”
“i’ve got a hot date with the danazon.”
- Synthetic Friday
originally coined on the chicago board options exchange, a synthetic friday occurs on a thursday preceding a friday in which the market is closed. since there is no work on friday, thursday essentially becomes like a friday. the word synthetic is used and derived from an option strategy called a synthetic long stock, in which […]
often nicknamed darshi, or shay. meaning light skinned beauty. very emotional, & thinks bad of thyself. very intelligent. has the most amazing friends. hey darshaonna, whats wrong?
a very large suv. whoa, move your prius out the way jane, you’ll get hit by that truckbeast.
- Trumpet Choke
the act of placing one’s hand over their posterior region during flatulence to prevent p–p from coming out. i was taking a mean p-ss at work the other day and felt something hot, real hot, close to the temperature of the sun. i pulled out the trumpet choke just in time to save my new […]
someone flipping you off with both hands. see, the tops of the ts are the fingers… margo: you got a date? is she a doll? edwin: t(‘-‘t) 1 more definition basically, a kirby made to replace the overused words: f-ck you. -screws up sometimes depending on the font. example: -on msn talking to your friend- […]