dancing lance


when the size of the t-rd exceeds the allotted sp-ce within the toilet bowl. when trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it’s journey.
“d-mn dude, i had a serious dancing lance last night. it took about four flushes before it finally went down.”

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