dancing with the captain


male masturbation technique. kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the b-ttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the -n-s. the position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. the captain is yer c-ck!
“everybody was dancing with the captain” – famous disco tune from paul what’s-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!

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