dando
the southern ontarian term originated from the future low-lives who hang out on dando ave. their general hobbies include: bragging about how wasted they got on the weekend, bidding on cigarettes, starting fights with their own people, having unprotected s-x leading to pregnancy, and discussing and smoking marijuana.
they have a very sp-rs- vocabulary, however they think they’re incredible intelligent even though they fail every cl-ss they have. they cannot speak without saying “f-ck/ing” after every 2 words. no exaggeration.
dando’s tell people that they’re a crip or in a gang, even though they probably will never have the b-lls to commit an actual criminal offence. they think everyone should be scared of them, even though they never stick by their threats.
they know that that no one else except their own kind will ever accept them, so even though they all hate each other, they’re all friends anyway.
you can find them hanging out on dando ave (obviously), on the city bus, in local parks, in their friends bas-m-nts, or sometimes in the mall.
never befriend a dando, because there is a 99.99% chance that you yourself will become one of them. you do not want that! if you ever come across a dando and wonder how they became that way, there are 2 possibilities: they were peer pressured to become one or just wanted a group to fit in with or their parent(s) are a dando(s). there is no cure for dandoitis.
dando 1: yo man are you going to f-cking go to the f-cking party at bob’s house tomorrow sh-t man we’re gonna get f-cking high at f-ck his mom’s got some dank -ss weed bro
dando 2: ohh sh-t man f-ck yeah its gonna be f-cking bomb -ss sh-t yo
down and out, homeless, broke, b-mmed out, kicked out, kicked down, sad, bruised and beaten
joe is d and o because his girlfriend caught him cheating and kicked him out of their place.
meaning sarcasm or one who is always sarcastic.
theo “haha that’s well funny”
jermain “i know right haha
theo “nah mate, i was being dando”
a slapshot that is overly wound up. also a description for someone who takes a slapshot on a breakaway
after firing a few rippers, i took a dando from the point
dando = dumbest dumb mother f-cker on irc ever. dando = likes to j-ck-ff to his mom’s picture.
“oh yeah! my mom’s picture is so hot! -sperms-“
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