Dandy Scum


a shady person that lives in dandenong, one of melbourne’s less desirable suburbs to be in. they most likely live in a government funded youth hostel or on some poor b-st-rds couch. they are poorly educated yet seem to think they are all knowing. do not let them into your home as they may p-wn your belongings so they can buy drugs.
“yo g-man where’s ya nintendo?”

“that -rs-hole al went and p-wned it. i’ve already had to get police help to get my stuff back from that shop before.”

“dude, stop letting dandy sc-m into your home”

Read Also:

  • Kola/Koola

    it defines strength one person may have and courage. also it means peoples person in moscow arabic and a deer. straight up yoo that kid got some “kola/koola”(courage,strength..etc).

  • lady's low toupee

    a merkin, or other type of pubic wig. she was wearing a lady’s low toupee

  • Danger Hazard

    tautological phrase meaning a hazard that potentially causes danger. this phrase is often used for petty dangers/hazards rather than extreme ones. ‘pick that blanket up off the floor, it’s a danger hazard!’

  • Fasey

    to be g-d like, the name is highly regarded in the country of italy and derives from the latin meaning of amazing and the one. any family name of fasey is cl-ssy and honestly the best family ever. john: wow i wish i was a fasey and had a huge shlong like them fasey boys! […]

  • Shazamnesia

    the act of repeatedly shazamming a song, not remembering that it was the 2nd, 3rd and 4th song you just shazammed. i have complete and total shazamnesia about pompeii by bastille.


Disclaimer: Dandy Scum definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.