dane cook fan
not to be confused with the very few people who can actually relate to and understand what dane cook is saying in his comedy routine.
75% of people who have listened to a dane cook cd, dvd, or have been to a dane cook event.
mostly teenagers, females, and first-time listeners.
the girls all want to f-ck him.
they can’t understand half of the things he talks about, but he’s their friend on mysp-ce, and has over 2 million friends on mysp-ce, so he is sooo funny!!!
dane cook: that dane cook is a silly b-tch!!
dane cook fan: hahaah!!! thats like so omg funny!!
bamf: do you even know what he said?
dane cook fan: yeah!! uh, no, but.. hahaha!!!
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dane cook fan: mommy, can i buy this dane cook cd??
“mommy”: no, it has the parental advisory sticker on it, so you should wait till you’re 18.
dane cook fan: but-but-but… (cries) i’m going to go cut myself and listen to fall out boy.
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