Danger Douche


a nickname for really likable person, not an annoying sidekick whom no one likes; that’d be awful. who’d write a definition like that? but seriously, a real bad -ss, well liked by all, whose contributions to his or her friend group are innumerable.
baked goods: squinty, can you do me a favor?

squinty: make danger douche do it.

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