Danger Ranger


a majestic, yet conservative, fun sized pickup truck. although its size may not appear to have power, a danger ranger’s performance outputs more speed and precision driving than any sports car on the market. a danger ranger’s capabilities makes any driver believe any vehicle deemed p-ssable, even the heftiest fuel tanker.
man 1: hey there ladies, want a ride?
woman 1: nice truck what kind is that?
man 1: a fast one.
woman 2: good gracious, this fine gentleman is one dangerous fellow.
man 1: all aboard the danger ranger!

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