Danger Shit
the art of needing to nip out and give a birth to a brown trout in a place where you may get caught for example in a public place like such as the middle of mc donalds
i was dieing to release a brown trout the other day whilst out shopping so i hid behind a table in mc donalds and had a danger sh-t it was great
going for a sh-t when there is only a limited amount of toilet paper to be used therefore it is dangerous and could end up using all the paper and be left with a sh-tty -rs-.
“i went for a danger sh-t today.”
“what’s that?”
“a sh-t with a limited amount of toilet paper.”
similar to the legendary dangerw-nk, taking a dangersh-t involves calling to another occupant of the residence, and then attempting to take a sh-t somewhere in the house.
the subject succeeds if he/she manages to pretend that he/she has no knowledge of the sh-t in question, skillful acting is often needed.
tom: dude, earlier i took a dangersh-t in the kitchen and called lisa.
matt: why the f-ck did you do that?
tom: it’s funny, i pulled out my marlon brando acting skills and blamed it on the dog.
matt: you’re one f-cked up n-gg-r.
tom: be right back, gonna take a sh-t in poppy’s bed.
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