Danger wanking
w-nking in a place were you can be caught at any moment.
“what’s that guy doing in that phoneboot?”
“oohw he’s just danger w-nking”
sitting in ones room, half way through a w-nk and scream ‘mum!!!!’ and you have to finish your w-nk and clean up before she gets to your room
yeah so hey i was wondering if you wanted to talk about ironing
-in the background- mum!!!!!
hey shoudlnt you see whats wrong?
nah is just my kid danger w-nking again
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