Dangerous-dave
the name given to your average shy and timid person after they have consumed several alcoholic beverages, and the ensuing carnage that follows shortly for the rest of the night out.
guy 1: hey dangerous dave! hows it going?
guy 2: what? that’s not my name.
guy 1: oh sorry i forgot your sober now.
a persons who acts as if he is the smartest person in the world and treats other people like sh-t. also who invites themself to your house when you dont even like them.
dave is acting like a dangerous dave with his big mole.
a person that is the best at everything. even activities that he hasn’t heard, contemplated, or dreamed about.
“oi dave, who’s the best at base jumping?”
“dangerous dave”
“oi dave, who’s the best tsunami wave surfer?”
“dangerous dave”
dangerous-dave is a ghetto celebrity, admired and feared for his astounding ability to manipulate the world around him for his own benefit. he is feared on his streets of croydon particually for his care free “f-ck the world” att-tude. b-tches and hoes admire him becouse of his large black spear. gangstas are quite simply scared out there wits by this caracter, hes known to have killed atleast 15 n-gg-s and apperently he attempted to kill the infamous “rav0r”.
dangerous-dave; prime suspect in sat-rday nights kfc robbery and later that night a black spear attack on a 16 year old blonde croydon sl-t.
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