dangle baby


when a woman has been pounded so many times, her v-g-n- becomes so loose that if she becomes pregnant, her baby will fall out and dangle from the umbilical cord.
guy 1: man, she gets pumped so often, she’d be loose as!
guy 2: yeah, she’d have a dangle baby for sure!

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