dangle ball
when one or more t-st-cl-(s) of the male have a sag capacity of 3 or more inches. the worst case scenario reported so far was approximately 5 inches…..that’s 1.25 hands not at the withers, thankfully for all your horse people out there
“golly! that man’s t-st-cl- exceeds the range of his johnson!”
or…
“please! refrain from tugging on my dangle ball, it’s not a cow utter. it has feelings just like you and me.”
when the sackage exceeds the package by a significant amount of inches
“my dangle ball keeps whacking my leg, arnold. oh dear i believe i’m developing a bruise”
or
“i can’t tell the difference between my dangle ball and my p-n-s. they’re the same length. maybe i should ask jeeves”
the presence of the male scr-t-m in your throat.
jenny: omg! i have dangleb-lls after teabagging miguel last night.
sheila: tmi!!!!
when one t-st-cl- hangs 3 or more inches lower than the other
“i can see one of that man’s t-st-cl-s hanging down over the chair when he sits. that’s one h-ll of a dangle ball.”
-or-
“would you like to see the pendulum range of my dangle ball? eh? eh?
just please, do not puncture it with any sharp objects. it is fragile and sterile”
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