dangling deuce


a small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the -n-s after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.
i thought i was in the clear, but i realized too late that i hadn’t taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in sh-t.

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