Daniel Craiging


verb- to “daniel-craig”- to kick/knee/whip or otherwise impact someone’s t-st-cl-s at high velocity.

named after the ridiculous number of times that daniel craig hits people in the nuts, is h-t in the nuts, or is otherwise involved in testicular violence in his movies. most prominently casino royale and cowboys vs. aliens

when done properly, the attacker will shout “daniel craig!” while kicking the victim in the b-lls
joe: “daniel craig!” -kick-
aaron: “ow sh-t! not funny bro…”
drunk vince: “i will protect you!”

miles: “that night of daniel craiging left me emasculated”

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