Daniel Horne


proper noun
daniel horne has often been refered to throughout the ages as a mystical being of ultimate power, intelligence and comp-ssion. most predominantly seen in the shogun era of j-panese culture, he is depicted as being half dragon, half tiger, half moon, half sun, half god, half ninga, half man simultaneously. scholars believe that daniel horne is a recurring reincarnation of some otherworldly being. his purpose in mortal life at this stage is unknown however, there are some who claim great fortune from meeting daniel. these people have sinced been taken into mental inst-tutions due to chronic withdrawal symptons. pyschologists believe these people are addicted to an uknown chemical, which has recently been added to the periodic table of elements as 217 dh or commonly hornium.
guy 1: that’s so f-cking cool, like daniel horne cool.

guy 2: if my joke was that cool, my life is complete. i’m going to go kill myself to end my life on the highest possible note.

guy 1: i would do the same.

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