Daniel Mate
daniel mate is an ancient phrase used to describe one who has a fanatical interest in soccer and futsal. daniel mate also tends to often make conversation with his counterpart sathya mate, who will give him a high five on sight. daniel mate possesses a high intelligence level and excels at legal studies.
person 1: “this guy in my legal studies cl-ss is so completely obsessed with soccer and and is so smart!”
person 2: “woah! he must be a real daniel mate!”
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