daniel schumaker


a guy who cheats on his girlfriend with a chick that is far more interesting and wishes he could be with her instead

a liar who dricks bud light all day everyday
don’t believe daniel schumaker he is a great liar.

daniel schumaker is buying more beer and fighting with his baby mama.

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