daniel smith
a daniel smith is an amazing but rare specimen of a male human. unlike other males a daniel smith is an exceptionally: handsome, s-xy, sweet talking and romantic human; every daniel smith has a minimum of eight abs and a p-n-s at least eight inches long! legend states that a daniel smith’s p-n-s tastes of tropical fruit and causes females to have indescribable -rg-sms! any female who has a daniel smith as their boyfriend is extremely lucky, for a daniel smith is usually at least a millionaire and due to his s-xiness usually owns multiple brands and is very sought after within the modelling industry. however due to the fact that daniel smith’s are very rare, no-one has thought of anything comparable to a daniel smith, however those few people who have had an experience with a daniel smith said that you could compare a daniel smith to: god, perfection, a legend and a dream come true!
person 1: “hey, did you see that daniel smith over there!”
person 2: *fainted
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