daniese
a language originating in b-mf-ck ny, in which an idividual exhibits an inability to type or even speak proper english. misspellings include but not limited to… well, just about every word in the dictionary.
“peepul say i hav da machurity of a 26 yer old. my reel age duznt sho. im reely 15.” it takes me ten minutes to translate one sentence in daniese. that dumb wh-r-.
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